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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

oldrockstars:

dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

pretzelsnake:

m0n64 submitted:

For when you find that specal someone
https://31.media.tumblr.com/023adf053339d67322ef5012f7479a5a/tumblr_n8wvm3XXiB1swze9do1_500.jpg

an eggagment ring

DELETE YOUR BLOG 

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dissapointed-dad:

maturity isn’t about how old you are or how much you’ve accomplished. maturity is checking the fridge for milk before you pour a bowl of cereal.




"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.
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bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

babyferaligator:

*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

(Source: 420dongsquad)

satellitehigh:

coreycrawfish:

Night Vale

the best thing
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